Wow, I wish you were as good as you seem to think you are.
If I ever become a millionaire, I’m going to pay you to never type again.
Ya gotta stop with the Howdy Doody in your introductions, its killing you.
Here are just some of the things my critics and peers have said to me, so why not add yourself to the list. Give me some memorable feedback, and you just might wind up in the coveted quotes section.
Oh, and I guess if someone important shows up, I’m available for work for hire stuff.
“How available?” I hear you ask. Let’s put it this way; I come from a large extended family, and I’m willing to decrease that number in order to get the emergency time I need to put you first.