Attack of the Man-Child

Howdy Doody! I'm going to attempt to try to filter myself and maybe if we're very lucky, leave here with 700 (spoiler: I make it to 500) words or so worth reading. What's new with you? How's yer missus/mister/person? And the kids are holding up ok? Ahh, that's good to he- Right, you've had your … Continue reading Attack of the Man-Child

Three Little Wins or “Hey, at least I’m trying.”

Howdy Doody! I'm back, or at the very least, I'm on the road to getting back. If you haven't heard the good news, that bastard Henri Fayol has finally, FINALLY been laid to rest. Before we go further, here's today's song. May have linked it before, but I don't think I ever swore not to … Continue reading Three Little Wins or “Hey, at least I’m trying.”

Stuck in a rut.

Howdy doody! As brief as this piece is, click any part of this text for a tune! Ugh, somehow two weeks have passed without me throwing up so much as a morsel on here. Considering how early I am into this, that seems ominous. Like I should be concerned... . .. ... Fuck. . .. … Continue reading Stuck in a rut.

Finding Dungeons and Dragons

Howdy Doody! Today, I am going to talk about how I got involved in DnD, or if you prefer, D&D. Whatever your abbreviation of choice is, we all mean the same thing. Dungeons and Dragons I actually intended for today to be a story about the funniest and hopefully the WORST session of D&D I'll … Continue reading Finding Dungeons and Dragons

Killing Time is a slow way to die

Howdy doody! Yes, yes, I'm still alive. I know,┬ábelieve me I know, I'm just as disappointed as you are. I write this, juiced to the nines on any kind of medicine I can successfully ingest while slathered in Vicks. My neck has become a potters field of Doritos, biscuits and varying meats of questionable origin. … Continue reading Killing Time is a slow way to die

My Tri-Monthly Review

Howdy Doody! Yes, I'm still thinking that should be a thing. I like saying it. I think it makes other's smile, whether cringing on my behalf or thinking I'm just a goof, but it certainly provokes a positive reaction, so fuck it, howdy doody all day, every day! Gonna have a busy week and I … Continue reading My Tri-Monthly Review